Nice things to whisper when hugging someone



-you smell different when you’re awake
-please help me (then smile as if nothing happened)
-you have lovely skin, I can’t wait to wear it
-your hair tastes like strawberries
-he knows, don’t go home.
-I always knew you would die in my arms
-every time I poop I think of you
-no one will ever believe you
-I killed mufasa
-I bet you didn’t feel me lick your ear
-mother told me it would be like this

-hail Hydra

Anonymous asked:
whats one of your sexual fantasies?


a stranger randomly paying off my student loans


Behold, the Beyoncé fanfiction Twitter account.

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*sigh* why am i better than everyone

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